I wanna Fuck Leona Lewis of the Day
When I first heard this song I thought it was some lesbian soundtrack shit that woulda been great for a Women’s in Song compilation that your mom would keep in her minivan that you drive because you...
View ArticleMadonna Can’t Sing and Play Guitar of the Day
Someone sent me this video of Madonna playing one of her shitty songs, but as someone who constantly re-invents herself she’s doing it with a guitar. I am not sure what happens about 1 minute 50 into...
View ArticleAvril Lavigne is Drunk of the Day
Avril Lavigne was pulled on stage at a Metal Skool show. From what I understand, they have a weekly gig where they play 80s rock, pretty much mockin’ it and joking around about it, and sometimes...
View ArticleAshton Kutcher Sings a Song of the Day
I asked Ashton Kutcher over twitter if he was a comedian or just a joke. He never answered me. I told him that he is shit like the smear on Bruce Willis’ dick after he fucks his tween man slit. I...
View ArticleSusan Boyle’s Virgin Pussy in it’s Vigin One Eye-Browed Prime of the Day
I am not in the zone today. It happens but I figure the only way to get inspired is to turn to the virgins because they are pure. So I walked down to my laundry room, where I bumbed into a couple...
View ArticleMandy Moore’s Got a New Album of the Day
If the way a girl sings is representative of how they fuck, Mandy Moore brings the fucking boring. Is this even fucking music. I can’t dance to the shit and god fucking knows I love dancing. This shit...
View ArticleAsian Kid Sings Whitney Houston of the Day
Put a wig on this kid and he would make huge money in Thailand working for the British men and their penis who are there to play with little boy who look and sound like girls…
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